- it takes you half the night just to turn from one side to the other.
- your feet have completely disappeared.
- your belly-button has ceased to exist.
- you're feeling sleep-deprived even though the baby isn't even here yet.
- trimming or painting your toe nails requires some serious yoga moves.
- you gain 4 lbs. in 1 week and that's normal.
- slip-on shoes are your new best friend.
- going to the bathroom to pee has become your new exercise regimen.
- sitting is uncomfortable, standing is uncomfortable, laying down is uncomfortable...
- you attempt to "squeeze" by someone and you end up taking them down with your huge belly.
- even maternity pants are no longer comfortable.
- you find yourself getting a 2nd (or 3rd or 4th) helping of food "for the baby."
- you get in and out of the car slower than your 2 year old.
- you miss the cup when trying to give a urine sample (twice!).
i can keep going. any others?
3 comments:
Stay-puff marshmallow ankles. I didn't have this last time- I guess since my feet were always up while on bed rest. This pregnancy- sometimes by the end of the day my feet and ankles are so puffy- my ankle bones cease to exist. Love your list. It was a fun little giggle.
hang in there :o)
~simply~
You really are just so cute, and I love your list!!! It's so true!! Hope you're doing well.
:)
~Tabitha~
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