you know you're pregnant when...

  1. it takes you half the night just to turn from one side to the other.
  2. your feet have completely disappeared.
  3. your belly-button has ceased to exist.
  4. you're feeling sleep-deprived even though the baby isn't even here yet.
  5. trimming or painting your toe nails requires some serious yoga moves.
  6. you gain 4 lbs. in 1 week and that's normal.
  7. slip-on shoes are your new best friend.
  8. going to the bathroom to pee has become your new exercise regimen.
  9. sitting is uncomfortable, standing is uncomfortable, laying down is uncomfortable...
  10. you attempt to "squeeze" by someone and you end up taking them down with your huge belly.
  11. even maternity pants are no longer comfortable.
  12. you find yourself getting a 2nd (or 3rd or 4th) helping of food "for the baby."
  13. you get in and out of the car slower than your 2 year old.
  14. you miss the cup when trying to give a urine sample (twice!).
i can keep going. any others?


Melissa said...

Stay-puff marshmallow ankles. I didn't have this last time- I guess since my feet were always up while on bed rest. This pregnancy- sometimes by the end of the day my feet and ankles are so puffy- my ankle bones cease to exist. Love your list. It was a fun little giggle.

Simply Stork said...

hang in there :o)


Fresh Mommy said...

You really are just so cute, and I love your list!!! It's so true!! Hope you're doing well.



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